Two options for making a baby with love

by John Butterfield

Option 1

I want a baby

I need some sperm

from tall athletic and intelligent guy - graduate of course

he loves donating

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I need some eggs

from tall, blonde, musical and athletic girl: blue eyes

she loves college: being harvested pays the fees

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I need a womb

non smoking home, good diet, no alcohol or drugs

she loves her family but needs to feed them

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Then the waiting

cooking with the oven door closed

I have never loved waiting

can't think of a way to speed up this part

Then I'll take over

with my commissioned item delivered ready for use

I can give all the love in my heart

that I have stored up in welcome

* * * * *

Option 2

We loved and joined in love

made from love something small

that grew until it burst forth

through pain

to be loved

and love those who made her......

(inspired after attemding a lecture on neo-natal ethics!)